Good morning my faithful citizens of these United States of America. Thank you for your allegiance on this lovely spring day. Please use your compliance remote to check in for today's address.
This day, June 12th, 2036 is a special anniversary for our prosperous nation. It was twenty years ago today that our fair congress came together and changed our future. Assured us prosperity and freedom. Removed our obstacles and laid out our path before us. It was on this day, two decades ago, that we passed the Unity and Longevity Act.
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I remember that day very clearly. I sat in this very office and I realized that we could now accomplish what we set out to do. To rid this country of bipartisanship. To eliminate the squabbling, the maneuvering, the lies and the manipulations that accompanied dueling political parties. To bring us together as people. By eliminating political opposition and abolishing term limits we have assured our prosperity. Have we not already witnessed the fruits of our labors?
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Immigration has been reformed. Our borders are locked down and secure.
Crime has been reduced 75% nation wide.
Our economy has flourished.
Unapproved abortions been all but eliminated.
Our enemies and our allies fear our economic and military strength.
Our corporate partners have carried the torch of innovation farther and faster than at any other time in history.
We are victorious! We are virtuous! We are pious! We are the great free people of the United States of America!
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